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DOCTORS ORDERS
Bill's friend Harry says to the bartender, "A glass of your finest Less, please." "Less? Never heard of it." "C'mon, sure you have." "No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?" "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink Less."
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MILEAGE
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found American drink on avaerage 22 gallons of beer per year. That means on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it?
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