Most Original SET Scenario

The Seminole County (Florida) Simulated Emergency Test (SET) Net was activated at 0800 EDT October 6, for this scenario: "Strange events have taken place over the last several days. What was first reported as a meteorite impact in eastern Seminole County has now turned into
a reported U.F.O. landing. Tens of thousands of people from all over the world have converged on the small village of Chuluota quickly overloading the communication systems, roadways, resources and available agencies. Seminole County ARES/RACES has been called upon
to assist in the observation and communications effort. 0910 EDT sitrep: Eight operators have been assigned to the area to report conditions. We will keep you informed." -- Dick Fess, K4FUY, AEC Operations, Seminole County ARES/RACES

The following lists HF Section nets in the Great Lakes Division (GLD). Feel free to join one or more of these nets.  If you are new to net operation, the best thing to do is to listen until you are familiar with general net practice -- then check in.  Net Control will be happy to help anyone learn to become a top-notch operator.

In Kentucky:

KEN - Kentucky Emergency Net; Monday, 3972.5 kHz, 1930 ET.
KYN - Kentucky CW Net; daily, 3596 kHz, 2000 ET.
KSN - Kentucky Slow CW Net; daily, 3579 kHz, 2200 ET daily.

In Michigan:

MACS - Michigan Amateur Communications System; Mon-Sat, 3953 kHz 1100 ET.
MIARPSC - Michigan Amateur Radio Public Service Corps; Sunday, 3932 kHz, 17:00 ET.
UPN - Upper Peninsula Net; Sun-Sat, 3920 KHz, 17:00 ET; Sunday 3921 kHz, 12:00 ET.
MITN - Michigan Traffic Net; Sun-Sat, 3952 kHz, 1800 ET.
QMN - Michigan Net; Sun-Fri, 3563 kHz, 1830 & 2200 ET.
WSSBN - Wolverine Single Sideband Net, 3932 kHz, 1900 ET.
UP-ARES - UP ARES Net; Friday, 3932 kHz, 1930 ET.
GLETN - Great Lakes Emergency and Traffic Net; Sun-Sat, 3932 kHz, 2030 ET.

In Ohio

BNE - Buckeye (Early); Daily, 3577 kHz, 1845 ET.
BNL - Buckeye (Late); Daily, 3577 kHz, 2200 ET.
OSN - Ohio Slow Net; Daily, 3535 kHz, 1810ET.
OSSBN - Ohio Single Side-Band Net; Daily, 3972.5 kHz, 1030 1615 & 1845 ET.

16 Dec  Lowell, MI

Amateur Radio Group of Youth in Lowell (ARGYL) Hamfest 9 AM to Noon at Lowell High School, 11700 Vergennes St. Admission $5 at the door; talk-in on 146.62 (194.8 Hz) and 145.27 (94.8 Hz) Repeaters.  VE Session at 10 AM.
Info at www.argyl.org

PAUL, WD8JOM

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong? "
  The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
  The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison.

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Merle commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives."
Don said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!'"